Ew, I Got an English Degree…Anyone Wanna Trade?
The job pool right now is a Dixie cup and the college graduates are a big, fat guy doing a cannonball off the high board. A good number of the overeducated and underemployed chose to be Liberal Arts...
View Article6 Pieces of Advice for Hotel Guests from an Ex Housekeeper
Everyone has seen the black light specials they roll out on the nightly news programs. Oh god, the filth! The horror!It’s come to be expected, really. Hotel blankets are teeming with bodily fluids....
View ArticleThe Retard Question
Okay, so how do you know you’re not retarded? Terrible word choice, I know, but since I am retarded it’s okay for ME to use it. Not you, unless you’re also retarded. Or at least half-retarded and...
View ArticleI'm an Atheist, Ask Me How
I can hardly believe that Christianity is still so prevalent in this, the year of our Lord, 2010. It’s fucking bizarre that an organization advocating homophobia and misogyny is so globally cherished....
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Oksanagate
Mel Gibson is single now. While people are rallying against him, I’m just itching for the day I’ll have a shot. I figure, in order for that to come about, he’ll have to go Buffalo Bill on his next...
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